Fighting the Crazies

So I am off the pill.

Before you all freak out - No, I am not trying to get pregnant. At all. In fact, it would be bad if it happened. No amount of scrimping and saving could possibly amount to $1500 a month in childcare.

Anyway, I decided to try life without artificial hormones and see if it makes me less crazy. I've been on them for 9 years except for one month and then for six weeks after G was born. I don't even really know what I'm supposed to feel like, to tell you the truth. Plus I'm hoping my hair will start coming back. Like half of it fell out 6 months after G was born. While it's mostly stopped coming out in chunks, it has not even begun growing back.

It's week three off. I think. Who the hell can keep track without the pack to look at? Jeez.

My body has been going bonkers.
My boobs are hurting - took a pregnancy test.
I am starving, then not hungry at all - took a pregnancy test.
Gas? Must be a baby kicking - took a pregnancy test.

I have not had unprotected sex in the three weeks and I haven't missed a period and I have taken three pregnancy tests. So much for curing me of the crazies.

But if we get right down to the nitty-gritty, there is one big perk:

When we're using condoms, I don't have to get up and run to the bathroom!
Finally, I can be the one to roll over and go straight to sleep!


Hmm...not being too candid I hope???

:)