Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Lunchtime Conversation

Scene: Teachers Lounge filled with teacher hunched over school lunches and diet sodas

Teacher:...and so I was in the next stall and I could hear the little girl saying, "Mama, why is it so dark down there?" and I am trying not to laugh, but the lady handles it very well and says, you know, "When you get older you will grow hair there, too." and the little girl says, "Uh-uh!"

General laughter from the peanut gallery

Teacher: So then the little girl says, "But so-and-so doesn't have it!" and all that...

More chuckling and head shaking

Me:(blurts out) That's when you say, "That's because your aunt is a SLUT!" HAHA!
Looks around for agreement with idiotic grin

Crickets.

Tumbleweeds.

Finally laughter from the one man in the room.

Jeez.

Gotta learn to control my outbursts.

5 comments:

Melissa said...

Hey, I would have laughed.

iMother2.0 said...

"That's because your aunt is a SLUT!"

or because she's on the O'Mama Magic Shave train ;p

Andrea said...

:snort:

anja said...

love the cinematic writing..!

Anonymous said...

If the big "D" was there, I definitely understand the crickets. If you had lunch earlier, there would have been folks doubled over.