Sunday, September 14, 2008

Mr. Mel

I think I am officially the man in our relationship now (except the sex drive thing, of course). Tim has his feelings hurt from lack of sex. He is having body image issues because he thinks I am not attracted to him (wrong). And last night he actually said these words:

"I just want to say that I, like, have been doing a lot of trimming, like, down there, and you haven't even noticed." (Slams bathroom door)

I checked to see if I had grown a penis without noticing, but no.

1 comment:

iMother2.0 said...

ohhhh that's just sad. What a world flip if more guys would trim and all then strategically fix the covers around them to make them look all skinny and sexy...lol