Bitch #1: Oh Gaaawwd! It doesn't fit!
Bitch #2: Oh no! Why don't you try the zero?
Pause and shuffling:
Bitch #1: Still too big! I HATE all this stretch material - it's alway too big even when you get the smallest size!
Me: (in the next stall squeezing my ass into the largest "stretch" pants available, barely being able to zip them up, and sporting a five inch gap in the waistband above the butt.) (Sweating)
Sneak Peek of First Look
13 years ago
2 comments:
LOVE how you refer to them as Bitch 1 and Bitch 2.
I feel ya mama, I tried some pants on at Old Navy today. Let's just say the material was too thin and didn't hold anything in...they totally highlighted all my 'problem' areas.
I bought 3 skirts at Ross :)
I used to be a bitch. A size 2 bitch.
Even after having two 9 pound babies, and this was before my postpartum 6 wk checkup, I was back in my size 2 jeans. That's the benefit of having 2 kids by the age of 20, your body springs right back, like a tight rubber band.
Fast forward 14 years later and I give birth again. So, I figured the same thing would happen with my last pregnancy. Wrong!
And I still weigh my almost full term #3 pregnancy weight.
My cousin and I love to compare cellulite and pot-belly stories now. LMAO.
What I would give to be a bitch again though.
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